Sunday, April 09, 2006

Aries Horoscope for week of April 6

If you live to be 90 years old, you will have spent a total of eight months sitting in your car stopped at red lights. In addition, you will have wasted ten months standing in lines at stores, banks, and government agencies, and you will have lost almost two years killing time while hoping that a certain phone call, letter, or email will arrive. That's the bad news, Aries. The good news is that few of those agonizing pauses will be racked up in the near future. This is one time when "no waiting" is the rule. You could make three months' progress in 15 days.

6 comments:

Pris said...

Hey, since I haven't been able to drive this year, I feel better about it already:-) See what I saved? Great post. (Found you through Lorna Dee)

Charles said...

Hmmm. Curious.

The news is good, because I'm impatient.

michi said...

i'll pass this on to my husband. and several of my friends.

good excuse too, isn't it, next time at the shop "excuse me, but you are wasting my life, mind if i jump the queue?"

gina said...

Oh well I should've guessed you're an Aries. Everywhere I look, my favorite people, Aries. It's a conspiracy. And you too, S?

LitByFire said...

spoken by a scorpio?

Suzanne said...

C, you would be very surprised at the pull between Scorpio & Aries. I know I was!