For Lovers of Words (Lexophiles)
1. A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.
2. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).
3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
4. A backward poet writes inverse.
5. In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism, it's your count that votes.
6 . A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
7 . If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
8 . With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
9 . Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
10 . When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
11 . The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
12 . A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blown-apart.
13 . You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
14 . Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
15 . He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
16 . Every calendar's days are numbered.
17 . A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.
18 . A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
19 . He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
20 . A plateau is a high form of flattery.
21 . The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
22 . Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
23. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
24 . Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
25 . When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.
26 . Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
27 . Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
28 . Acupuncture is a jab well done.
29 . Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.